"I hope you don't kill me when you see my team (on Sunday)".
The two England defenders are injury-free again and have been paired together in the last three Premier League matches.
"Everybody goes. We have a few on crutches", said Mourinho, when asked who was attending the final.
Palace are now 13th going into the final weekend of the season but can end up anywhere between 11th and 16th depending on how they do against United and how other results go.
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Paul Pogba will feature alongside a number of youngsters in Manchester United's Premier League dead rubber against Crystal Palace.
"We have tried to bring the guys who are more adapted to playing at this level at the moment".
Mourinho intends to play a weakened side against Palace in a bid to keep his senior stars fit and fresh ahead of the Europa League final against Ajax in Stockholm next Wednesday. It was the impressive run of 7 wins in 11 Premier League fixtures that made all the difference, while the Eagles made the final push by hammering relegation rivals Hull City to end a three-match losing run. He is learning how to live after his father died, but he knows he needs to play on Sunday. Meanwhile, Marouane Fellaini is a "question mark".
But United were already guaranteed to finish sixth, while Southampton, who have not scored in four successive top-flight home games for the first time, remain eighth.
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Lima-Marin's wife, Jasmine, said she remains hopeful the family will be reunited "sooner rather than later". We're obviously all completely devastated by the news but working hard to see what there is to be done.
"A final is a final and we have to go to the final with everything like Ajax does because they have finished the season and they do not have any more football to play until the final".
"To play so many kids at the same time I don't think it is good because there is a big difference in quality, strength and experience".
"And I hope that Big Sam (Allardyce, the Palace manager) shows he is a good friend and he goes slow".
The Portuguese believes one thing such a schedule has done is foster a bond within his squad, which is why he is so keen for Ibrahimovic and fellow injured players Ashley Young, Luke Shaw and Marcos Rojo to be present.
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Speaking for the first time since the contest was announced, Mr Varadkar said he was not "counting his chickens yet". Other achievements during the 66-year-old's time in government include the legalisation of gay marriage.
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